Fast Cash Advance Loan

Payday was still a week away, and I really needed a fast cash advance loan bad. There was simply no way I could make it – I was living on ketchup sandwiches as it is, and the bills just kept piling up, but I was scared to get my fast cash advance loan. I mean, my brother started off with a cash advance payday loan, and now he was practically in a debtors prison. That just wasn't what I wanted. I needed to keep my head above water, so instead of going out for a fast cash advance loan, I tried trying up all my friends and asking them to front me a bit of dough.

The problem with being broke (well, one of the problems with being broke) is that you tend to have friends who are every bit as broke as you are. Try as I might – and I did try mightily – I just could not find anyone who could front me more than the chump change in their pocket. And even getting that chump change was a problem. So with a heavy heart and a quite definite feeling that this was quite a bad idea, I called up the loan shark to get myself a fast cash advance loan.

Well, the advance was fast. Unfortunately so was the rate at which the interest compounded. If I had thought that I was eating ketchup sandwiches and ramen before, that was nothing compared to the famine I went through for the next few months trying to pay off my fast cash advance loan. Fortunately, I knew going into it what it was going to be like, so I was able to live a life of perfect, monastic austerity, disdaining all worldly possessions save the most simple of foods for the next few months. Then, holy of holies, the debt was paid off.

I guess that there is no lesson here in particular. A big part of it is simply this: stay afloat, because if you start to fall beneath the waves, you'll probably be able to still make it back up to the surface, like I did, but it is sure a whole lot tougher. Getting a fast cash advance loan is really only a good idea in the most dire of situations. It wouldn't be a fast cash advance loan if they did not know that you were already desperate, and were willing to bet that you'd take a lousy deal just to get a bit of money now.